The Hero of Heros

Most people would not risk their lives for a poor little dog wandering in the middle of I-5, but that is just most people. Pictured below is the "Hero of the Day" according to New York Times. This guy risked his life to save little "Baxley" aka "The Bents" or sometimes even "Smackers". I don't know why this guy wasn't on the State of the Union address rather than that train hero guy. If I were Bush, I'd give him a two thumbs up.

Just a great guy...

You see, that is what I like about Aaron. He is just a normal guy making food for the homeless on his day off. In this picture, he had just finished running a marathon for "Kids Suffering with Constipation", and he offered to come grill some food for about another 200,000 people here in Wright Park. This guy is Amazing!

Why you should vote...

for Aaron.

Aaron Skrivan is the man for the job. He knows politics like his dog knows the pigs foot. He is just that good. He not only single-handedly fought off liberals from a union in Washington, but he successfully has begun his own political party sponsered by SkrivCorp (© 2007). Due to popular demand, he is running for president against Hillary Sodom Clinton, and he will win, because not even democrats are dumb enough to vote for her. In addition, a recent gallop poll found that 99.99999999999999999999999109999119999% of Americans times 9999999999999999999999999(you don't even know) 999109999999101010101010109999 will vote for the well known Christan business man. With a measly .01% for the Sodomite.

So two thumbs up for future President Aaron Skrivan! Horray!

What you are about to read...

can be harmful for your ego. Read with caution, because what you are about to see is the single most successful highschool student in the world. I present to you....A-Ron Skrivan.

Stats:
Age 4: buys his very own car with money he snatched from the offering plate.

Age 16: pays back the offering
Age 18 quits his 4-year job and starts working at a lumberyard (Gray's Lumbar).

age 18: gets a raise from $9-$11! Congratulation AARRON!

age 18: was caught runing through this earthquake to save an elderly woman

age 18: Goes to Covenant College to fend for a scholarship which he single-handedly won (with God's help of course) the freakin first business scholarship that Covenant offered! He even got a call from President Nielson!
age 18/19: Visits Nathaniel and Alicia in CA! Yeah!
Age: 23 buys out Donald Trump and Google with his pocket change.