Saturday, February 3, 2007

Why you should vote...


for Aaron.

Aaron Skrivan is the man for the job. He knows politics like his dog knows the pigs foot. He is just that good. He not only single-handedly fought off liberals from a union in Washington, but he successfully has begun his own political party sponsered by SkrivCorp (© 2007). Due to popular demand, he is running for president against Hillary Sodom Clinton, and he will win, because not even democrats are dumb enough to vote for her. In addition, a recent gallop poll found that 99.99999999999999999999999109999119999% of Americans times 9999999999999999999999999(you don't even know) 999109999999101010101010109999 will vote for the well known Christan business man. With a measly .01% for the Sodomite.

So two thumbs up for future President Aaron Skrivan! Horray!


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