Dreaming an ode 2 aaron

So last night I went with a few friends to see an apartment that I was hoping to rent. We walked in, and all of a sudden I realized that it wasn't an apartment, but actually Aaron's townhome. I thought that was pretty weird, but since I was there I figured I'd check out his sweet MG-BGT and the new lincoln. So we walked into the garage and since no one was home I decided I would take the lincoln out for a spin -- since I hadn't yet. Here is basically what I saw when I walked into the garage:

Meanwhile two of the other guys had taken the MG. I remember thinking to myself, "Man, Aaron would not like that at all, and neither do I." I don't know why I thought me taking the lincoln would be ok, but it was a dream, right? Well, I park the Lincoln outside near the MG, except that it turned out that Aaron had traded in his car for a green porsche instead!

And what was even more shocking was that these dummies had taken the car off road and dented the fender!

Now I was mad, and I told them that they would have to pay for it all. Next I remember them all getting mad at me. Oh well, I guess that is a lesson that we should never steal cars just to give them a test drive. Lesson learned. Oh, and then I found five dollars.

Something strange is going on....

You'll have to look closely to see what I'm talking about. There are more than a few things wrong with this picture.

Lets see if we can list them all:
1) Aaron is not actually looking at the dog. 2) Aaron is doing somesort of butterfly stretch. 3) The dog is not only wearing a Christmas colar, but is also wearing Bailey's antlers, which really, no dog should ever be wearing. 4) the head band is neon green 5) Bentley's ears have dissapeared

6) Bentley has no eyes in this picture 7) he has no noes in this picture 8) he has no mouth in this picture.

As you can see something is wrong here. I don't know exactly what is going on, but I just know it ain't right.