Thursday, June 19, 2008

SkrivInvestments

If you've been returning to this blog daily to peek into the life of AJS, your efforts have been futile. Not only has "he" had to change his name to initials for his own protection, but Aaron and his team has been working around the clock to protect his life. This may shock many of you, but for AJS this is merely routine. After he became a hero again at a local educational institution (which will remain unnamed). AJS stole the heart of this mountain top campus when he single-handily fought crime, getting his Treasury hands soiled with the lowly affairs of crime.

In a local article AJSkrivan responded,

"I do not feel like I can take credit for such an incredible act of heroism that risked so much for so many. After all, I'm just a normal guy doing the right thing."

Where is AJS when he is not performing acts of heroism? Well, he is patriotically offering his services to his country by benefiting it with his investment savvy. Aware of the growing recession, AJS has decided to cover his work as an "Internship" in order to contribute his time and resources to the current economical crisis with Rusell Invstments.




AJSRussellInvestmentsUSGateway could not be happier. "AJSkrivan is an asset to our future. He is the silver lining in our cloudy sky, the Starbucks we lacked, the best possible solution to our every increasing demand for highly qualified, highly trained individuals whose passion goes beyond Ben Franklins and fancy cars like the MGBGT and selflessly gives his life for the good of the Man. We could not be happier."

While some doubt AJS' motives for taking said internship (see 100 Best Companies to Work For here:

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/bestcompanies/2008/snapshots/65.html

Others who know AJS know, that he is a HERO, and that he would never even dream about taking money or credit for RI's most recent news:

U.S. stocks gain again in May
Growth stocks propel Russell 3000 to second month-end increase

June 2, 2008 — The U.S. broad-market Russel 30000® Index reflected its first consecutive positive month with a 200% increase for May. Nearly every market segment measured under SkrivInvestments added value and a few, such as the Russell 25500® Value Index, which gained enough in May to show a positive year-to-date return for 2008 and 2009.

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